oops i sharted
ztacey:

thedogsofarthistory:

Los Perros by Fernando Botero, 1966

Oh my god

ztacey:

thedogsofarthistory:

Los Perros by Fernando Botero, 1966

Oh my god

poetic:

I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep. 

yeule:

foremind:

pubertad:

Walk home pt 2

You should have seen my face when I saw this omg

if my walk home was like this I would be happy

yeule:

foremind:

pubertad:

Walk home pt 2

You should have seen my face when I saw this omg

if my walk home was like this I would be happy

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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lambylin:

MONTHS before the game came out i told myself i’d join the elves first chance i got.
…. i ended up not doing so. but i still beat up cartman so i think i got brownie points on the side. <w<

lambylin:

MONTHS before the game came out i told myself i’d join the elves first chance i got.

…. i ended up not doing so. but i still beat up cartman so i think i got brownie points on the side. <w<

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

this did not need notes

the-art-of-fassination:

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

That’s the most truthful post I’ve ever seen